Allyson, hostess with mostess, rare medical diseases, classic literature, skeletal systems, crafting, exotic pets, grandparents, yoga, body modifications, farm animals, low budget horror films, gardening.Caring, snarky, and socially retarded.... actually, just generally fucking retarded.
“They say I have a sweet ass, nice tits, a real pretty dress. They say I’m their future wife, or I’d look good with their dick in my mouth. They try (and probably succeed at times) to take pictures down my shirt. They ask if they can get my number, they ask where I live, why I’m not smiling, why my boyfriend lets me walk around by myself. Then they ask why I’m such a bitch, if my pussy is made of ice. They say that they never do this, as though I’ve somehow driven them to inappropriate behavior and deserve it. They say they’re just having fun, trying to pay me a compliment. Pretty frequently they get mean, slipping into a loud tourettes-like chant of bitch-whore-cunt-slut.
Before you try to tell me that it’s because I take my clothes off for a living, let me tell you that this started way before I was 18. Let me tell you that every single woman I know has at least one truly terrifying story of street harassment and a whole bunch of other stories that are merely insulting or annoying. Let me remind you that in a room of pornography fans, who have actually seen me with a dick in my mouth and who can buy a replica of my vagina in a can or box, I am treated with far more respect than I am walking down the street.”
—Stoya
i love this so much. I want my lexy/clovis tattoo next after our little one is born of course.
(Source: lordskate, via lucerovespertino)
Broccoli, cheese, pasta= the trifecta.
CGI technology has brought the late Audrey Hepburn back to the screen, as she stars in a TV advertisement for the chocolate company, Galaxy. Hepburn’s sons, Sean Ferrer and Luca Dotti, said regarding the project: “Our mother often spoke about her love of chocolate and how it lifted her spirit, so we’re sure she would have been proud of her role as the face of Galaxy.” (watch the commercial here)
Oh my god:)
i just watched this like 8 times
(via herowhore)
Jesus fucking christ, what the fucking shit. My fucking grandfather, one of my very fucking best friends. My heart. The smartest, most generous man I fucking know. The man I owe so much to.
